Maria Fowler flashed her bum after suffering a wardrobe malfunction at a lap-dancing club.
The former TOWIE star made the rear-ly big mistake of squeezing her amble buttocks into a skin-tight dress before a night out with porn star pal Gemma Massey.
And the excitement of Stringfellows strip club proved too much for the confined behind, which burst out of the black and white dress.
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The 25-year-old then tweeted a snap of herself, in a porn star pose in the back of a taxi. On all fours, with exposed bottom sticking in the air, she looked like a French maid in a saucy adult movie.
The Essex girls had begun the evening looking reasonably demure as they shared a girly dinner date at swanky Nobu.
But things got rear-ly rear-ly messy after they moved on to the Famous West End club and Maria's dress failed to take the strain.